greatestdefective: (Casual | Facepalm)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] greatestdefective) wrote in [community profile] realmofstories 2020-11-19 12:17 pm (UTC)

Did it just growl? He threw a sideways glance towards the plant and quickly flicked it on the side of the face- bud- mouth portion. In response, the plant recoiled and crossed some of its vines in the exact same way a human being would cross their arms over their chest.

"Nooo, no! Plants don't growl. That's absurd." He smiled, then gave the plant a hard stare. "Isn't it, Twoey?"

"It's just my stomach that's growling, that's all. Or it would be, if I had one," the plant replied in a very sardonic, loud tone of voice. Audrey Two has decided it will not be silenced.

'Victor' cringed and slapped a hand to his forehead.

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