You think I don't know that, dunkass??

[He gets up when 76 gestures, moving to pick up the bowl of peaches. All the while he talks, arms moving animatedly as he does.]

Trust me when I say that I know that nothing is simple and normal is. In fact, I'm pretty sure the universe itself has written away on its grand scheme that is too far advanced and omniscient for anyone to possibly ever comprehend that certain individuals are just born to have the shittiest, stupidest fucking experience during their entire life, unlife, and afterlife. I mean, hell, paradox space is so wide and depressing half the time, it needs a couple laughingstocks to poke fun at, right? Why else have all these people who supposedly go about enjoying a "normal" life, and I don't think I even need to mime out the enclosure talons for you to see how full of sarcasm that term is.

[He takes a small break to spear one of the peaches and shove it in his mouth, briefly putting a hold on his rant to enjoy sugary peach goodness.]

We're just the ones who got the shittiest shit end of the shit stick.