What? No, not destroy them! That defeats the purpose of the rivalry formed from a proper kismesissitude! No, the point of having a kismesis is someone you hate and have a strong rivalry for, but not so much that you want to actually kill them. For fuck's sake, no one would fill their pitch quadrant if that was the case.
[Hoo boy, this is not going well. Karkat groans and rolls his eyes.]
You know what? Fine. Fucking fine. Sue me for wanting to add some goddamn variety into this story, but fuck it, I guess a matespritship is good enough. It seems to be the only area of romance you humans are even capable of understanding with your underdeveloped think sponges.
[He says all of this with some dramatic gestures and arm movements.]
Okay, fine. So. You want yourself a matesprit. I can work with this. What about them makes you want to woo this potential target of your romantic endeavours?
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[Hoo boy, this is not going well. Karkat groans and rolls his eyes.]
You know what? Fine. Fucking fine. Sue me for wanting to add some goddamn variety into this story, but fuck it, I guess a matespritship is good enough. It seems to be the only area of romance you humans are even capable of understanding with your underdeveloped think sponges.
[He says all of this with some dramatic gestures and arm movements.]
Okay, fine. So. You want yourself a matesprit. I can work with this. What about them makes you want to woo this potential target of your romantic endeavours?