[Deadpan or not, Karkat is satisfied. He nods.]

Good! I'll tell you exactly how you're supposed to woo whatever poor sap crosses your visual field! I'm assuming you're probably talking about a matespritship, because what other fucking quadrant would humans even be talking about. How is it that your sorry excuse of a species only evolved to contemplate one of the four quadrants in the first place?? That still baffles me even to this day.