[Quickly? Oh, no, Karkat's not having that. He straightens up as tall as his faerie form can muster, hands on his hips.]

Listen here, nookstain. I don't give a flying squeakbeast's bulge whether or not you think you might not need any relationship advice, but I happen to be an expert at all things romantic! I was literally born to play this role! So the least you can do is show some goddamn appreciation while you lay prostrate before my extensive cache of wisdom, because we are going to do this scene properly. You got it??