daggersedge: (f: ahhh shit)
Fᴇʟɪx ([personal profile] daggersedge) wrote in [community profile] realmofstories 2020-03-06 04:10 am (UTC)

No shit it's—

[ Whatever Felix plans to say is cut off as he rolls again, dodging the donkey by a much narrower margin. The glasses he'd stuck on top of his head fall off and are promptly crushed beneath the animal's hooves. ]

Son of a bitch.

[ Felix regains his feet and digs into his bag again. This time, he pulls out a cinder block, which thuds to the ground and actually manages to trip the donkey. It's not much, but it's enough time for Felix to pull out something far more useful: a large net. ]

Finally.

[ From there, it's just a matter of waiting for the opportune moment. And for all that he's an impatient man, Felix excels at finding the right moment to strike.

He leads the animal on a little chase, exploiting his ability to change direction faster than the donkey can. It helps that the donkey is clearly not in its right mind, acting much like an angry bull but without the horns to back it up. Finally, Felix manages to chuck the net over the donkey; it falls in a braying, angry tangle. ]

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