[When Karkat realized his journal was glowing and indicating his chosen role, he hadn't really known what to expect. He'd been told about as much as the others about the importance of the roles they had to play in these Drafts, and a part of him had wondered what would happen when he was chosen.]

[But when he saw his chosen role? He was actually glad. He didn't give a flying squeakbeast's ass about who Puck was, but dating advice?? That was basically his second area of expertise, next to leadership.]

[So when his scene partner appears, the shorter troll cracks his knuckles and looks up at the other person.]

So! You're the sad sack of nook sludge who's in desperate need of dating advice? Well strap on your wiggler safety paddings and start taking notes, because you're about to get schoolfed the best goddamn dating advice you'll ever be given!