And so you, what? Decided to stand around uselessly and watch them eat people's flowers? You're a real take-charge guy.
[ Not that Felix gives two shits about the flowers, but it's the principle of the thing.
He rolls his eyes and grabs his horse by the reins. Looks around for a moment before leading the horse to a nearby post and just sort of … draping the reins over it. That should keep the horse in one place, right?
Mission accomplished, he turns back to the donkeys and makes a face. Mutters, mostly to himself, ]
How the fuck do you herd these things?
[ … Yeah, he hasn't clued in on the fact that these donkeys used to be people. ]
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[ Not that Felix gives two shits about the flowers, but it's the principle of the thing.
He rolls his eyes and grabs his horse by the reins. Looks around for a moment before leading the horse to a nearby post and just sort of … draping the reins over it. That should keep the horse in one place, right?
Mission accomplished, he turns back to the donkeys and makes a face. Mutters, mostly to himself, ]
How the fuck do you herd these things?
[ … Yeah, he hasn't clued in on the fact that these donkeys used to be people. ]