[Oh, he's already getting called a kid here, too. That's... Fantastic. Of course, Varian is a kid, but he's hoping for a chance to be seen as more than that.]

Well, that makes sense. I never thought about the disadvantages of dresses like that.

[Although, he realizes, said disadvantages are probably why Cassandra wears pants.]

But, uh, I wouldn't count out your hair so quickly! Is it new? Like, since you got here? [He chuckles awkwardly and pats his new tail as it curls around his own waist.] ...I know what that's like.

Anyway, I think you could do a lot with that hair!