So... [He is clearly shifting a bit uncomfortably because THIS PART GETS WEIRD and he doesn't want to go around telling people about Asougi's essence without him saying it. But he'll try.

A breath before he begins.]

Disciple was in a ridiculous dress so he asked for help out of it. But how the hell was I suppose to know how those damn things work and I accidentally almost killed him when I tightened it instead.

[GREAT START.]

Anyway, his essence took over, we fought, I was the one who went out the window, I knocked him out to the barn with the beam, but he's fine.

[And then he rushed the rest because it was so. Crazy. Did you keep up, Cyrus?]