[At the same time, he's being herded closer to Leia...one of the coat racks actually reaches out to take his plate! Which is actually rather impressive how it was able to move one of the arms just enough to do so.]

Honestly that is sounding like the best option possible right now.

[And then again he is bumped from behind and is forced to step closer to Leia until he's right next to her. Hi. He's just going to. Try to sweet talk to these things]

Hey, listen, I know it might not have looked great, but we were only trying to help, honest! [...Rich coming from him, but it's true!] I'm sure this is all just a little misunderstanding...