[Please, don't remind her of the floof. But thanks, Alvin, for giving her the ass end (???) of the "dog," you ass.]

Guess we'll find out. If I go down, you're coming with me.

[And she's not wrong about that. He could easily step on it and trip her, she could do the same. And she's prone to falling on her face. Surely, this is an excellent idea.]

All right, time to commence Operation Furniture Liberation!