"... Uh..."

Any remark or comeback he could think of died on his lips as he stared, mouth agape, at his scene partner.

So like. The hat and the 'skirt' were kinda dumb, but the... body suit, was... form fitting. On a lovely mature looking lady with uh, a-assets...

"...A-auh..."

Did his voice go up an octave? It might've. He hasn't noticed that trickle of blood dripping from his nose, either...

"...N-no...?"