[Squawky Jason Mantzoukas absolutely cannot sing, it's true. His inability to do things has never stopped him before, though. He claps a fist down on the table to add to the rhythm.]

Birds can sing? Don't be lame! Not all birds aaare the same!~
Oughta feed you to the Bandersnatch!
But this Mad Hatter's busy, so don't get in a tizzy,
if a tune I can't quite hatch!~

[A couple of mirror clones emerge from the nearby woods. They're keeping their distance for now, as if assessing whether this song is acceptable enough to keep the peace or downright bad enough to attack.]