Is that really something the Queen would say? Yu would say something but no, probably best not to get the story stuck in a tangent.

As the coconuts smashed into the cards, sending some, well, tumbling down like a house of cards, Yu took the opportunity to hit his tube-coconut and hit it under the croquet correctly. Of course, now that they were in the lead, the mirror Alice could not take it either and so while cards still tried to attack them, Yu found himself facing off against the other Alice, holding a large pink flamingo that wanted to bite his head off.

Somehow, sparks were flying despite the fact no metal was involved. Yu was too busy trying to not get his head chopped off to think about the absurdity of everything.