[Does he know this song? It doesn't sound familiar to him. ... Time to just make some lyrics up! It's up to the Mad Hatter to pull the songs out of his, err, hat.]

Here we sit, drinkin' tea! In a Wonderland place!
And we're gettin' as drunk as can beee!~
Don't care much about Blots, or Erasers or things,
We're just out here downing shots!~

[Is that anything? He's pretty proud of it.]