Mirror Clones [The mirror clones have been causing all sorts of problems for those on the giant chessboard. It can really make it hard for those to differentiate who’s real and who’s a copy. Some people have taken to fighting their clones with weapons, but in this case…]
Come on, are you fucking serious here? A clone? Do you think I crawled out of a puddle of slime yesterday? I have no goddamn time for clones!
Oh, pretending to be the original, are you? A real bold attempt coming from a copy!
Do you even hear yourself right now?? If you really were me, you’d know that I’ve dealt with my past and future selves so many times that I’m practically a goddamn expert on figuring out which me I’m talking to! And unless you’re an ignorant shitsmear from the past or an egotistical fuckhead from the future, then don’t go around pretending you’re me!
Who’s to say I’m the copy? You’re probably one of my past of future selves, crawled out from some alternate timeline! You’re certainly stupid enough to be one!
Don’t even compare me to those assholes, oh my fucking lord! Now I’m insulted in more ways than one!!
[There are two Karkats standing on the chessboard, more interested in arguing with each other than with anything else on the board. Someone might need to interfere between these two to get them to actually fight, rather than rant at each other.]
Beware(?) the Bandersnatch [The Bandersnatch is a very formidable foe, but those with sharp eyes can catch the way it’s drawn to the dog treats. And if Karkat is familiar with anything during his six sweeps of life, it’s how to take care of an ornery, belligerent beast. And while the Bandersnatch isn’t a Lusus Naturae, the instincts forged from dealing with his Custodian comes second-nature to him.]
[Those looking for the Bandersnatch will definitely find signs of the creature’s arrival; upturned rocks, damaged trees, trodden-on plants. But in the centre of that destruction is the Bandersnatch itself… only, it’s not causing a ruckus. It’s actually laying down, munching on a small pile of dog treats. And sitting down and leaning beside the beast is Karkat, who looks a little haggard but is otherwise unharmed.]
[He’s glancing through his journal, but will look up at whoever enters the new clearing, a frown on his face.]
What the hell do you want? I’m too tired to deal with anymore bullshit right now.
[The Bandersnatch behind him growls, and he silences it with a sharp elbow.]
Oh no, that goes for you, too. You shut your squawk blaster and keep shoving food down your protein chute
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[The mirror clones have been causing all sorts of problems for those on the giant chessboard. It can really make it hard for those to differentiate who’s real and who’s a copy. Some people have taken to fighting their clones with weapons, but in this case…]
Come on, are you fucking serious here? A clone? Do you think I crawled out of a puddle of slime yesterday? I have no goddamn time for clones!
Oh, pretending to be the original, are you? A real bold attempt coming from a copy!
Do you even hear yourself right now?? If you really were me, you’d know that I’ve dealt with my past and future selves so many times that I’m practically a goddamn expert on figuring out which me I’m talking to! And unless you’re an ignorant shitsmear from the past or an egotistical fuckhead from the future, then don’t go around pretending you’re me!
Who’s to say I’m the copy? You’re probably one of my past of future selves, crawled out from some alternate timeline! You’re certainly stupid enough to be one!
Don’t even compare me to those assholes, oh my fucking lord! Now I’m insulted in more ways than one!!
[There are two Karkats standing on the chessboard, more interested in arguing with each other than with anything else on the board. Someone might need to interfere between these two to get them to actually fight, rather than rant at each other.]
Beware(?) the Bandersnatch
[The Bandersnatch is a very formidable foe, but those with sharp eyes can catch the way it’s drawn to the dog treats. And if Karkat is familiar with anything during his six sweeps of life, it’s how to take care of an ornery, belligerent beast. And while the Bandersnatch isn’t a Lusus Naturae, the instincts forged from dealing with his Custodian comes second-nature to him.]
[Those looking for the Bandersnatch will definitely find signs of the creature’s arrival; upturned rocks, damaged trees, trodden-on plants. But in the centre of that destruction is the Bandersnatch itself… only, it’s not causing a ruckus. It’s actually laying down, munching on a small pile of dog treats. And sitting down and leaning beside the beast is Karkat, who looks a little haggard but is otherwise unharmed.]
[He’s glancing through his journal, but will look up at whoever enters the new clearing, a frown on his face.]
What the hell do you want? I’m too tired to deal with anymore bullshit right now.
[The Bandersnatch behind him growls, and he silences it with a sharp elbow.]
Oh no, that goes for you, too. You shut your squawk blaster and keep shoving food down your protein chute
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