I broke his arm...? Oh right, that was when he picked a fight with me, when I wasn't even doing anything to him. [It was a sleepwalking period, so the memory is a little fuzzy now. Totally didn't mention he was trying to bring down the barrier.]

Once again, for a so-called detective, you can't seem to put together that they jumped me first, I simply responded in kind. [He fiddles at the handcuffs again. Not tugging at it this time, just checking for a keyhole or something indicating a way to "unlock" it.]

What kind of question is that supposed to be? You'd be dead by now, that's for sure.