[Shepard already wasn't expecting to get caught in an explosion of caramel, but he definitely wasn't expecting to get stuck to something furry and fuzzy in the process. Can't say he envies the guy — shit's going to take weeks to get out.
He tries to pry himself off the growling fuzz-man, but to no avail, so he sighs in frustration.]
You make this bullshit sound like a common occurrence.
[If this is normal then Shepard wants a goddamn refund.]
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He tries to pry himself off the growling fuzz-man, but to no avail, so he sighs in frustration.]
You make this bullshit sound like a common occurrence.
[If this is normal then Shepard wants a goddamn refund.]